Things that happen inside Logistics Branch.
Theres this 22 year old guy who doesnt knw how to speak proper english and i mean proper english. Here are some situations the LOG I/C &2I/C encounter. [have a good laugh]
Scene 1
- Logistics Branch; I/C & 2I/C were doing their cleaning of Log branch then suddenly, Logistics head come and gave them a motivational speech ;
Log head : "I/C this room u must treat like your home.thatS mean,logistics you dun treat this like a..."
Lemuel: " a chore sir"
Log head : " a...."
Joshua: " a chore sir"
Log head : " a... Slave thing."
Lemuel & Joshua: " yes sir"
Scene 2
- Random speech ;
Log head : " i wan this to start from logistics. if u see somebody the shoulder got stripe thatS mean he officer! thatS mean you greet! u understand anot?"
Log I/C & 2I/C : "yes sir"
- Then after the Log I/C & 2I/C were asked to do their Logistics list, Log head inspect their work..
Log head : "I/C!what this ETC? "
Lemuel & Joshua : " Exectra sir"
Log head : " What exectra?I dunno exectra!Take away!"
Scene 3
- Log branch were doing their work.. then Log head complaint about a big board.
Log head : IC!IC!IC!!! i no place to walk, order ur man take this thing out"
Lemuel : " yes sir"
Log head : " Careful your hands, there is a.."
Lemuel & Joshua : " splinter sir "
Log head : " a.. sharp thing "
Scene 4
- Log branch were doing their work when they were called in..
Log head : "You all know who your CLT in charge logistic anot? "
Lemuel & Joshua: " you sir. "
Log head : " you will find out very soon... "
They waited like 5 seconds?
Log head: " Now is very soon right?" " Yes its me "
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -.- ]
Scene 5
- Log branch were doing their work when they were lectured.. AGAIN!??
Log head : " you all ah.. if i nvr pressurize you all, this room would have been a MESSY.. you knw anot? "
Log branch : " yes sir "
Damn stupid right? theres alot more, but these are the ones that Log branch cant forget..
-Quoted, told, by : Logistics Branch