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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Water - a scarced source



WhatSup YO'all!!!

Today was lame, funny[obviously], boring, saddened...

Yeah the question is "Why the hell am i up so late still blogging??"

well the answer is simple to tell about survival's best friend; Water :D

Just now, about an hour ago, i saw litres of water being displaced from my washing machine, i was fairly shocked. Why? because, i dint know washing of equipments, in this case; clothes, uses such great amounts of water..

Which brings me to the next point; if we 'wasted' this much water for a 1 time cleanshing of clothes[a few] for just 1 family in a little red dot, how many litres of water would the whole world or just Singapore in this case, use in 1 day just for cleaning.. Giving the fact that this is only washing of clothes, not even the complete drainage system.. And supposedly, 1 person drinks at least 2litres of water each day.

Imagine millions of families that are trying to do the same thing..

What a catastrophe to the use or should i say 'waste' of water... This, of course sharing the fact that there are many ways we could avoid wastage in certain ways which my family had not been practising.. In fact not anyone i know had been practising..

I say the reason is simple.. We take water for granted.. "we have money, we can pay, dont worry". On the other hand, as a 'fan' of water, thats BullShit.. 

I mean, what if One fine/faithful day, the water supply is cut off?? because the world had been overusing water for that day. With the threat of global warming; suggesting that climates will change unevenly throughout the year, unexpectedly, we can no longger predict rainy days coming.

Therefore, overusage of water for unneccesary purpose should be avoided..

This must start from an individual, for example, "earth hour", one country; Australia, initiated the project, and soon spread to the rest of the world.

However, we cant do another "earth hour" for water, because, we might have put a certain timing, and we dont know when anyone will be using their toilet facilities at that point of time.. Hence this is a self-awareness 'thing' to be initiated own time own target..

Any one family who saves even to the 'littlest' amount of water will help reduce water wastage, thus saving water, hence saving unneccesarily spent money on bills.

MORAL OF STORY : Love water, Save water, Drink loads of water :D

PHEW!! Thats all for today?

And Spend the last 10mins before April Fools day wisely.. 

Have a great night..

CYAH!!!



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Monday, March 30, 2009

hill me was here


"women are simply complex in nature, that is the beauty that captures men"

"all men are assholes, we are an ass a hole" 

" Never will there be a time where men are self-centered, because they dont even care about themselves, for a reason theres somethings more to their life besides themselves"



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Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Big Boys



WhatSup YO'all!!!!

Remember this Ernest?? HAHAHA. Yep its her alright!! [very outstanding right? mhmm O.O]

Yeah, back to today.. 

Btw, i felt odd these days.. My eyes are getting Rabun-er every single time..

I mean like, im a notorious person yknw.. Then like fr example; now, its like not even 11 and im seeing translucent white..

So yeah..

TodaY... IS... SUPER DE DUPER AWWESOME YO!!

Yeah, started of with a moody, slacky sunday feeling..

Mid-day, the whole family zooomed to Suntec photo studio for 'family photo taking session'..

Its like fucking awwesome lah... I felt like a model [eh wah~] I MEAN SERIOUSLY

And of course its freaking expensive lah..

At that time of point, my ambitious visions picture me being a professional photographer..

{how do you pronounce photographer?} last time i used to say it as: "fo-to-gra-fer" with the malay accent and everything.. But its actually: "fetogrefer~".. Yeah... huge difference right? 

Yeah, I LOVE THE PHOTOGRAPHER MAN!! shes cool yo..!

I mean like, she was good... Really good in fact..

I'll show the pics tmr, that is IF the pics come tmr =/

so yeah...

SO~ My parents and the whole family except me and me bro went off to JB for family shopping..

I joined Arvind, Hairee, Govind, Brandon and later Hadi for soccer..

Actually want to play at the Street soccer court loh.. Then rained so heavily that we had to play under the void deck :D

Yeah, As usual lah.. Hairee became todays laughing material.. Arvind earned the direct-sarcasmic dude.. Hadi became todays BEAST[actually he had always been a Beast :P] and 'Man of the match' goes to Govind.. More like 'boy of the day'.. HAHAHA and of course Siao laughing hyena for EVERYday goes to Myself.. HAHAHHAA.

Check this situation out yo'all;

Hairee's team was in the midst of a thrashing by our team..

Then, Hairee's coins fell out. 

Arvind: "Hairee!!! THE BALL!!! Forget about the coins, Just concentrate on the ball!!!"

Before Arvind could even finish that sentence, Hairee had given up the ball for the coins.. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! [everyone fell on their knees and started laughing] classical man..! 

So yeah..

Oh yeah, 1 more thing.. 

Casualties for the day:

Govind; a kick in the ass..

Arvind; nothing..

Brandon; nothing..

Hadi; literally slipped while chasing the ball[HAHAHA] imagine such a macho guy fell down-.-

Hilmy; a kick in the ass=/

Hairee; 'ball to face ram' , 'ball to ass ram' X 3, 'ball to leg ON PURPOSE ram' X 3.. 

BHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!! Stupid sia-.-

Yeah, then around 1914 hrs we Zhao and diverged our ways.. 

Did the knucle four to our newest participant; Govind..

Arvind and his bro waited outside safra.. 

Hadi walked home, Same goes to Brandon...

Hairee, afraid to cut through yishun park, walked the one big round with me, where i separated heading towards MRT station..

Along the way, legs cramped =/ stomach hungry :( bag heavy :'( Shirt smelly -....- saw a wonderful pasar malam.. 

Passed through 'Ramlee burger', candy floss shops.. Fragrant deep fried stuffs, BUT COULDNT BUY!! [no money :X hehhehehe-.- ps sia]

Yeah, so walked on towards busstop.. 

i think i saw alota chio bu today but cant count.. [my definition of chio - cute :P]

Yeah.. Bussed back..

Reached home no food -.......-

So had to cook 'tempe' myself.. Guess what? 

It Tasted better than 'Lazania' [idk how spell]..

So i created this verse : " a hungry man, is an appreciative man " :DD

Yeah.. Thats all folks :)

CYAH!!!!



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Friday, March 27, 2009

I'll just have to scroll down



WhatSup bitches and holes!! 

Guess what?? 

PRELIM 1 IS OVER.. [And there goes 3 month filled with bullshit]

Theres alota things i wanna say right now about the overview of the week;

1. Hairee is an asshole.

2. Fsd CMI, say byebye top3.

3. I cant wait for tmr.

4. You suck.

Wow thats alot of things =/

Okay guys, check out this situation yo :

After emaths paper on thursday, hairee, me and all of us had lunch together..

Then as usual hairee will be in the front lines..

So being a 'good' friend, he waited for us..

So he, stand beside another stall nearby and invisible to the the stall auntie.. 

Then ah, asshole sia.. You know what he did? 

He stood there, calling the auntie.. "auntie., auntie,. auntie., auntie"

Being unable to see and the fact that she was washing the dishes at the sink right at the end of the stall she said ; "yes ahboy~~" and looked, SCANNED and SEARCHED for anyone..

She even *tried to hear clearly* with the whole face thing -.-

And HAIREE KEEPS CALLING THE AUNTIE untill everyone was ready to go to our bench to sit.. WTH 

Seeing her was Excruciating and F*****G HILLARIOUS MAN!!! BHAHAHAHAHAHA

What an asshole -.-

Yeah.. 

AMATHS WAS a killer. [first f9 -.-]

Bio was relatively easy.. its like, "we save the best for last" type of thing yknow? 

Yeah.. 

Thats all folks.

Oh and 1 more thing..! check this out : 

CYAH!!



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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Why do i put myself in these situations?



Whoa oh - Forever the sickest kids

I candy coat and cover everything that I'm still hiding underneath. 

It's been a long time. It's been a long time. 
A thousand faces looking up at me hands are pointing ceiling oh what a feeling. 
I've got friends in highly low places 
I'll stand up push it and push it up, can't afford to lose now. 
I've got friends in highly low places 
I'll go inside when I wanna party, grab a girl and dance (don't touch me). 

Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
Why do I put myself in these situations 
Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
I keep pushing myself even though I can't take it at all 

Girl, who taught you how to move like that? 
At this pace your at you're going way to fast. 
I, I saw you from across the room 
It's me versus every guy it's your choice you choose. 

I've got friends in highly low places 
It's been a long time, it's been a long time 
and maybe baby you can rise above the rest and meet me yeah 

Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
Why do I put myself in these situations 
Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
I keep pushing myself even though I can't take it at all 

Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
Why do I put myself in these situations 
Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
I keep pushing myself even though I can't take it at all 

You're worth losing my self esteem 
Your clever words mean nothing more to me than a lot I've heard in a movie 
you're worth losing my, losing my, losing my self esteem 
you're not worth putting myself in these situations 

Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
Why do I put myself in these situations 
Whoa oh whoa whoa oh 
I keep pushing myself even though I can't take it at all

[Is enjoying life wrong?]



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Monday, March 23, 2009

BullShit


WhatSup YO'all..

1. Im tired

2. Im gona kill him tomorrow

3. My hair is long!!! [check out the pic man]

First Preliminary Examinations [23/3 - 27/3]

Monday : Chemistry & English

Tuesday : Malay

Wednesday : CH & Physics

Thursday : Emaths

Friday : Biology & Amaths [siao bor!!]

Saturday : GRAND FINALS

Sunday : SOCCER!!! WOO HOO [Lai lai lai]

Im just super angry at people who cant find any logical or written evidence or any matter of evidence in this case to prove something.. And Worst of all, they insult saying something that may not be correct UNSUPPORTED!!! BULLCRAP MAN! i mean like, you studied history right? and for this matter, social studies.. For instance ; " how reliable is the source " Please use your brain lah, cause i know you dont like it, why? so can sell more expensive right? "hmm, first hand...".

Son of a bitch [now thats a vulgarity bitch]

i seriously hope you take back your words.

[a little cookie from the past : Ever wondered how the names of days in a week are made? Check this out on your own but FYI Sunday was named after an egyptian god called Sun, the brother of Set.. People in the past went to temples to pray every 7-day interval of sunday.. Cool huh? Go find out on your own, look deeper.. Trust me.. You'll be surprised :D]

I'll be back



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Friday, March 20, 2009

Not for the Faint Hearted










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The significance


Hey guys.. 

Today has been emotional.. =/

Bare with me if i sound unlike myself.. 

But MOST IMPORTANTLY IM NOT GAY!! [someONE would thought i am]

Yeah, this morning, i felt stressed, moody, tired, angry...

Afternoon; fear, guilt.. 

Nightfall; pity, sad, happy, angry, lucky, thoughtful.

Just a few minutes ago, after i had finished studying, i went in this bus..

I saw this teenage guy, sitting alone looking confused. i can almost felt his tears, i can read from his face what he have gone through, and i can sense his presence there was no ordinary one..

That bus only shuttle workers, working adults, and maybe a few Westerners who lived in Banglos that the bus would have pass through.

But, when i see this guy.. i am imagining his family background as a rough journey for him.. At that moment, i remembered my dad, how he had pushed me to the limit of tolerance physically.. Words of wisdom said before flashing in my mind that has brought me this far in life.. 

Im very thankful of his presence in my life, wondering how my life would end up after his absence.. saddened by the fact that we all had to face justice in the end by ourselves.. The glory of overprotection overrides my selflessness.. 

Then, my mum appeared, nagging, scolding, pinching me after i fought with my elder brother.. I can feel her pain bearing my fat ass in her womb for 9 months.. 

I feel like an absolute pain-in-the-ass.. The tireless nights she had spent with me crying like a baby.. Her speeches she had done to protect me when questioned from my father.. 

I feel like im unbecoming any of them.. 

I've got so much freedom.. So much love.. So much friends.. Access to anything and everything that would please me.. And i have basically nothing in return..

I want to thank Allah for the blessing of life, my parents, Islam, my brothers, Lemuel, Joshua, Hairee, Hadi, Alvin, CeZhi and all my brothers, my computer, the gift of intelligence, my powerful sight, wonderful sense of smell, taste, touch and of course, having great teachers to help me in the journey of which i have chosen to take.. Thank you Allah 

Then i saw this group of Bangladeshi workers got up the bus heading towards woodlands after a long hard work..

Honestly, looking at how intense their work is and their lowly-paid salary.. I wouldnt be happy about if i were them.. 

They came in smiling happily, the air, filled with joy all of a sudden.. I wonder how they can be joyous about their miserable life working their rectums out earning so little with noone close at their side to support them.. When those celebrities simply cant be happy with no matter what they have..

It makes me think... 

Okay.. Thats it.. Now i'll briefly describe my day...

Morning woke up, Continued with phy tys..

Went Mosque for Friday prayers, met Hadi.. 

Went late to bio class, saw long lost Mdm Rina and the whole class..

Disected a goat's heart, and a frog... [damn bloody]

Went for phy class.. Did on practical electricity...

Played soccer with E1s..[sry lem din pick up your call, i put my phone in my bag, scare i drop it while playing =/]

Went to library saw Novell, Canice, Kah yarn..

Continued with Phy tys.. 

Diverged with Hairee went to Mosque to pray Maghrib and Isyak..

Continued my phy again... 

Tired, couldnt finish it, decided to go home...

Bussed home..

Thats all folks..

A very good weekend ahead everyone.. :D



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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Brotherhood


WhatSup YO'all!!

Today was like any other day.. 

Woke up early morning, helped mum with prep for some event.

Slept again after that.. 

Woke up at about 2.30 coz Hairee called me.. 

He said he wanted to 'study'..

Just like he did for the past 2days.. 

I wasnt convinced till he said Josh's not coming.. Then i believed him-..-[no offence josh]

I was about to sleep back but upon hearing that, packed my physics stuff on the floor and ZHAO out..

Reached NP around 3.01??Erm, more or less..

So decided to go bank since Hairee and Lem's gona be late..[wanted to make ATM card]

Saw Aidil and the void deck gang.. [Fitri deposit-ing money]

Then went to the queue where Hairee caught up with me.. 

They said that i must be 16.. i said this year im 16 but im not really 16 yet.. They gave me the form for my parents to fill stating they'd allow me to create my own card..[si beh mafan sia-.-]

So off we go heading towards Maccs.. Otw there, saw Hadi and CO. so thought we'd join them..

Waited for Lem there..

Lem came at around 4.40-.- [felt like smacking his balls]

Did phy tys.. 

Found out that Hairee's pencilcase is a 'lostNfound' station..[Boy im optimistic =D]

Went to play Datona coz Hairee cant go on without it.. he needs 'motivation' [yeah~]

So played.. AS usual, Lem got 3rd [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]

So went back to BK, only to find out THEY had no mood to study.. 

So i suggested the library to get the mood gg... 

Lem agreed as he had to borrow books about 'stock marketing' -.- 

Went up, found a perfect spot.. Sat for les than 10 mins, Lem found his book[s] and Hairee had to leave for some 'reasons'... -..-

so I continued phy, Lem; Bio...

After a while.. We nono LEMUEL decided to ZHAO so i packed my things and zhao..

SO went to the borrowing station only to find out that Lem's card had OUTSTANDING characteristics [lemuel yknw wht i mean]

spent to next 20-30mins calling ppl asking them to borrow him library card WHICH i could have sat down quietly to do my physics..

Went down, bought ice-cream and diverged with the Lord.. LORD OF WHAT?? LORD OF GONCHANG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah, missed a bus coz of the stupid BUT TASTY ice-cream.. 

So bus-ed home.. Listened to routine song to familiarise for next week training.. 

Yeah, thats all folks..

CYAH!!!



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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Bonding as One


WhatSup YO'all!!!!

Gonna be a quick post today.. :D

SO>> Today was summarised as hillarious...

Morning, came late AGAIN.. Why? i juz feel like coming late-.-

So to my surprise, teacher also came late..-.- [at least he has a perfectly logical reason :O]

He thought class starts at 10 but i had to start at 9-.-

i came at 9.40 so theres no difference..-.-

So he decided to make it up for us..[at least thats what i thought for the reasoning=/]

So he bought sets of breakfast for 24 students.. [WOAH!!!]

But, it was the 2.50 meal, so yah.. BUT ITS STILL A 'WOW' thing.. =/

So then after that, i went home, halfway in the bus, hairee called to ask me for group studying-.-

For me i called it 'bonding' :X

So, off i go to meet them.. 

idk why, but my instincts told me to bring along a ball.. 

Instead of studying, we decided to play soccer -.-

So there goes a fine sunny afternoon.. =/

Yeah, we ate by the bowling alley.. [chicken wings :D]

Then we went to the fitness corner..

At first we wanted to train our pull-ups.. 

Then Josh found this 'magical' stick, and thought of a 'magical' idea on how to use it 'practically'

Yeah.. It was BONDING SESSION... -.-!

HOW? check out this vid;

Yeah.. I'll explain..

1.So each person had to hang on to the pull-up bar..

2.Then, another person had to use the stick and cane his asss.. [HAHAHAHAHAHA]

3.Then every 5 hit intervals, increase the strength of the hit.. [AWW!!]

4.The 2nd and 3rd person had to beat the first person's record.. 

5.At each session, theres 1 camera man,1 cane-er, and a victim.. AHAHAH!!

Rule : NO REVENGE!! (simple) [BHAHAHAHA!!]

And the winner after that was JOSHUA PALSAMY WITH A WHOOPING 7 TIME HIT IN THE ASS!!! BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i only managed 6 :( [SI BEH PAIN SIA!!!]

Note : This is a ceremony that a GONCHANG-ER MUST go through to be a TRUE GONCHANG-ER.. HAHAHAHAH!!!

SO yeahh.. Head home...

Quick post right>? Quick doesnt mean short mah :D

So yeah, thats all folks :DDD

CYAH!!!



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Monday, March 16, 2009

Kau dan Aku selalu untuk Selamanya..


WhatSup YO'all!!! 

Today was 'infocomn club course day', today was super fun until just now. [#$%#$%]

The summary for today's TP visit was TEA BREAK!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! 

So yeah, came late this morning, suppose to be in sch by 8.45[i thot 9 sia] but at that time of point, i was juz boarding my bus..

So they ALL decided to wait for me at northpoint instead of sch.. [buz driver looks pissed]

Yeah, then off we go to TP.. 

Then, for the first time, a new teacher was accompanying us.. 

She's cute.. And friendly.. I think??

The best thing about her is that, you can laugh your ass out at her all you want the whole day and she can do no nothing about it man.. [am i like pure evil or what?] BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

See, i was trying to control my laughter..

So we attend 2 courses.. 3D animation thingy, and movie making with pictures..

The 3D animation thingy was AWWESOME!!! Why??

Coz the teacher was HOT HOT HOT!!!! 

But then, the ppl teaching us were her students, she was just there to supervise them-.-

Then there was the Moviemaking course...

The teacher was PMS-ing, and its a HE!!!

So we had to find our way to get through the lesson.. 

Fortunately, the hands-on was to make a movie within the class using photos..

Thats the part where it gets better.. check this out;

I HAVE TO AGREE i was good :P

So yeah, went down the block to go home...[i mean sch]

So waited for the bus.. This is what happens when the bus came late ;

I was dancing to the beat[SEXTASY AH EH!!] , when HweeHwee took this photo-.-

This one was about last night[caevmen play], when we were walking past bars and pubs..

We saw this Really drunk lady whos doing this and asks everyone to take photo with her..

So we were 'inspired' :D

My first photo with Cheng Hwee..

Then finally, 'The Three computer clubbers'.. "EH WAHH~~!!"

So after that followed Josh in his search for boxers...

Then went home...

So... i was going downstairs to buy fruits for my dad..

Then thought tmr got Sup class, so i had to buy sweets..

So went in this minimart.. When i was q-ing up there was this very old lady behind me..

I was juz being polite, so..

I turned around and smiled at her.. but what do i get?? she just gave me a chibai face... 

Wah, then nvm you knw..

Then ah.. after i had finish paying, she just took her stuff that had to be paid and just throw at the cashier's 'table' so called, when im still there.. 

Si beh pissed off leh.. Knns..

At that time of point, i was tempted to say : "SIMI!?!? Buay Song AH???" 

But she was too old.. 

scare halfway i shout she die on the spot.. -.- 

So, i jus patiently walk away frm there.. 

Yeah.. Thats all folks.. 

CYAH!!!!



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Defending the caveMAN; 15thMARCH


WhatSup YO'all!!!

Yest, 15/3 was 'cavemen play' day..

1 word, EXCELLENT.. 

The show was SUPER DE DUPER[barney-.-] 

All i can say is;

"I.. AM NOT.. AN ASSHOLE!!!"



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Saturday, March 14, 2009

When Disappointment becomes your expectation


WhatSup YO'all!!!

I guess thats why the best units come frm land disticts.. 

Bad start to the day.

Came early, eagerly to see what Air can do.. Haiz.. [i shall not explain further]

Top three teams for Air ;

1. Ang Mo Kio(air) [233pts]

2. Unity (Alvin's team) [225pts]

3. North view [214pts]

Juz reflect on your scores Air finalists...

Heres what can help you ; 

CENTRAL : 1. Cedar [255pts]

EAST : 1. Anglican high [264pts

WEST : 1. River Valley [245pts]

Please.. Do practice your routines.. 

So after that WORE RED and go out of campus.. Actually i want to very much go out and eat with the Ma'ams, but i have i boxing match to attend to =/ 

So me and the grp of Unitians separate as i took the bus..

Then meet them again at yishun -.- lols..

Went home take money & sholat Dzuhur then ZHAO out..

Head to Boon Keng to see the matches..

Suay, i came just in time to see Ashraf receive his trophy =/

Lucky Josh took vids.

I tell you, cool sia... now i have feeling want to join BOXING CLUB.. 

Why??

1. I like the feeling of satisfaction when i hit someone in the face.

2. I love the gloves man!! 

3. you get to own mucles man.. FOOYOHH!!

So me Josh and Hairee want to go Peni buy boxers.. 

Specifically Joshua.. Check out this convo man ;

ME : "hey sup yo!"

ME : "eh Josh, why u nid buy boxers???"

Joshua : "Some iddiot stole my boxers..."

BHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Joshua : "then my batman one, the one got cape behind one, they all go rip the cape off-.-"

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

So off we trained to city hall..

Then halfway through at Dhoby ghout there Josh want shit-.-

So we alighted then wait him shit..

By the time we slack here and there Josh have to go home..

So head towards yishun.. Check out this story we talked abt ;

One day, in a fine prison, the prison warrants wanted to play around with the criminals.. So they said to 3 of the criminals that were supposed to face their verdict that day; "I will change the punishments you will get.. only the 3 of you" So the warrant gave them 2 choices ; Die or strip and get flicked in the balls for 20mins.. So the 1st guy said, i'll rather get flicked.. So the warrant sent him to a room and he came out of the room limping.. Then the second guy said, aiyah, flick more worth it.. So he went in and when he came out, he was hospitalised.. So the third guy became scared.. he said "JUZ KILL ME, SPARE MY BALLS!!" but to his surprise, the warrant send him to the same room.. So what happened was.. His dick was flicked till he was dead.. 

BHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Yeah.. 

Check out this situation :

Lemuel Josh and Hairee was walking.. Then they saw a group of banglas.. 

Then Lem said.. " eh josh, your family "

Then Josh juz looked at him smiling but angrily.

SO they kept walking.. 

Then They saw a grp of china mainland workers walking, then there was this sexy lady walking past the grp.. The grp looked at her like pervert like that.. 

Then Josh say.. " eh that one.. Is your family.. "

HAHAHAHHHHAHAAAHHHA-.-

Yeah.. Tmr is 'Cavemen Play' day.

And 1 more thing.. WALK ON LIVERPOOL!!!!! GOGOGOGOGO!! 

Ma'am Zaz : "eh i give chance ah, 2-1.. Give you all 1 point" -.- basket

kk thats all folks

CYAH!!



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Friday, March 13, 2009

Full speed ahead



WhatSup YO'all!!!

Good luck all AIR/SEA participating teams :D

May the best team wins!

Check this out YO'all



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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Evil Eyes



WhatSup YO'all!!!

Today was very suay and stupid.. 

1. Almost late again.. Thankfully my mum agreed to send me to sch so reached there on time.[Phew.]

2. Idk for what reason, my form teacher every morning very grumpy one.. So i was caught doing something unnecessary at the wrong time..

3. Embarrassed in front of the whole class + Amaths band1. [crap lah] (really at that point of time [time of point..] i want to give her one punch sia. ccb embarrassing sia)

4. My new bought black pen fell down directly pointing downwards and was spoiled.

5. Now is my turn to write in class journal. -.-

6. Fsd team CMI alr.. I hope tmr brings miracle and they can perfect everything by tmr..

7. BALD-HEADED FUCKFACE finding trouble with me. I dnt even think it was my own cadets who said that loh.. I think he just hates me. Well i got good news 'diarrhoea', i hate you too. you suck too much that my ass hurts. 

8. i need to buy sweets for the 3 little[more like big] piggies coz i 'owe' them.. but come to think of it, i DID owe them.. HAHAHAH -.-

9. i keep having nightmares about myself being a criminal-.- [no comments :S]

10. Respect need to be earned not asked. Bt still i demand respect, even though im rushing you guys and dnt have time to @!$# *!& upsidedown all the way round and round. please? :D

Thats all,and i cant wait for this sunday.. :DD

CYAH!!!



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Monday, March 9, 2009

Too sweet for an Eye


WhatSup YO'all!!! 

Today was a tiring day taking the fact that last weekend was Alpha camp.

Yeah, this morning went in a bus and was fascinated by a fine lady.

Idk, i just have this fascination over girls who are neat, and SPECIFICALLY, girls who tie their hair and use hairclips. Its just a fascination :D

Yah, so i was almost late this morning.. [actually, to be honest, im always almost late-.-]

So... After school was Biology SPA Exam 1, I was in 2nd shift, 4.30 to 5.30pm.

I was ready, HELL YEAH I WAS.. But then, just when i was about to write the title for my graph, something caught my ear.. So i looked to my right,but it was nth.. then idk why but i didnt rmbr to write it down.. I DO NOT HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY! I think it was because my mind was so full of thoughts and writings, eagerly waiting to be puked out.. Like theres a MOSH between my MEMORIES inside my head, eventually graph title was severely injured and had to be hospitalised.. So yah.. too bad.. 

Then, went down. Just when i thought i was going home alone, my loyal GONCHANG BROTHERS waited for me in the canteen.. how touching :)

The first thing they asked as i stepped into the canteen "Graph shape U right?"

Lemuel goes : " Huhhhh~~??" , "Mine like Ohm shape leh.."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

I mean, even without the last reading, the graph would have also been U shaped. 

So idk what happened.. Then i ask him.. "you're joking right? Did you draw the table??"

Hairee : "i think coz lem din rearrange the figures in order"

Lemuel : "nid meh??"

ME : "no lah no nid" ,"of course nid lah ngok!"

ME : "anyways, what did you write on your table? whats the timing??"

Lemuel : "eh i din write that on my graph leh.. i write; drop 1 to drop 5 : colour change,drop 6 to drop 10 : colour change leh.."

ME : "HUH??

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!?? 

Are you like seriously okay?? Do you need a punch to your little friend there?

ME : "dnt worry, still got 2 more SPA exams." , "try your best buddy"

ME : "skali that day after the second exam; "i got Q graph leh~..??"

HAHAHAHAHAH!! "nvm juz try your best man..

So head back, board the bus.. check out this situation man.. ;

There was this 2 empty seats, one seat was a seat beside a mid-aged chinese dude..

Then the other was a seat beside a mid-aged Indian Anneh..

So, trying not to be racist, i went to seat beside the Indian fella..

Then after taking a seat.. i looked at that chinese fella..

After further observation, i found out he got this sickness where his skin throughout his body protrude outwards.. 

WAH JIALAT!! i felt MORE GUILTY.. AIYAH! 

so reached home.. 

Ate 'NATA DE COCO; LYCHEE FLAVOUR' then snacked pringles..

OUTLINE OF THIS WEEK :

Tuesday : FSD training; ripple line 3 and report out to be completed.

Wednesday : Practice, practice and more practice for the routine.

Thursday : Full dress rehearsal and test marking scheme for routine. 

Friday : Final touch up of everything. Prep for compt on Sat.

Saturday : FSD compt Air&Sea district.

Sunday : cavemen play. 

POWERPACK MAN!! NORTH VIEW EAGLES ALL THE WAY. 

Thats all folks :DD

CYAH!!

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

What a weekEnd


7th March; West

WhatSup YO'all

Saturday's highlight was the West district fsd competition.

There was Ang Mo Kio[air unit] came to perform as they cant make it next week due to sch events.

Okay.. Firstly, it was my first time this year i wore no.4, training has always been parades and prep for speech and stuffs like. [felt great]

Yah, the day before i slept around 2.30am, i din expect i would overslept despite the fact that my mum sprayed water at my face. Woke up at 7.15am sia. [wah si beh kan jiong i tell you]

Then, prepare alr, took my berret and Zhao.. My mum sent me there.

Reached HQ signed in then ran to RSM office, fortunately they're just about to make their way to the parade square. [phew..!]

So ran up, put bag there and lock then rushed down. [ps: Alvin cut fringe] {now we're even}

Frankly speaking, West was generally better than East compt last week but we din see any heroes.

Firstly, Hwa Chong Inst disappoint us like totally =/ they came in with 9 team members(jialat) then their performance no song, we expected a song.. They're precision were generally good but not surprising mah, best PDS team or rather Unit.

Anyways, here are the winners ; 

1. River Valley High[peijia watch out] {245pts}

2. Jurong west [Colours party] {238pts}


3. Pioneer sec [CZ sch] {224pts}

As you can see, although their scores were close, it's relatively lower than the other winning teams from diff districts.

Comments;

RVNCC you guys are power but has not reached POWERPACK lvl yet. Although it was awwsome, but not moving..

Jurong west you guys are good, performance wise, but in terms of FSD, its suppose to be fast, swift, crisp, sharp and well-done overall. you guys lack swiftness as the song you guys choose is slow, so abit awkward but at the same time its an eye opener lah. anyways, good job.

Pioneer, firstly the I/C damn 'hidung tinggi' sia. powerful expression, wonderful coordination, but performance wise, lacking. Remember, aside from collecting points from diff criterias, you guys need to "WAH..!" the judges. But a job well-done guys. 

So yah, after that took afew photos with RSM and the other judges, Sir sholihin extra sia. HAHAHA-.- anyways, that day Syimah high sia, last night nvr sleep, its just purely hillarious lah hahahaa-.-

So, go change then we wait for Mard's gang to finish changing in the mean time deciding on where to eat.. At first last week i want to show them the coffee shop 'TehTarik' but then we all at that point of time tired.. And to travel there veli far, nid change bus here and there coz no direct bus, so decided to go 'Jln Kayu'(jln batu -.-), but then CZ and Alvin say the place like not nice to go so i suggested Northpoint since it has the new built extension, Alvin wanted to show them the technological toilets and the 'family room' so off we go..

Outside, Mard follow her gang to walk towards MRT, we all go the other way to take bus.

In the bus, after laugh laugh, all sleep-.- CZ knocked his head, then i woke up coz it was very loud, i see his face like cock sia -.- BHAHAHAHA. Strangely, the person who is suppose to sleep didn't  O.O 

Yah, looked around the new extension building, went KFC to eat.. It was full. So we Camp-ed to wait for empty seats.. 

Took us less than 15 mins to get one then Ma'am Zaz say Nadzirah and gang coming to join us..

SO.. Being patient gentlemen we waited for them before ordering our meal..

Then ah, take their own sweet time you knw? Ppl hungry sia.. So we all juz go order first... At first we wanted to discipline ourselves not to eat completely,but, at the end we finished our food before they came.. to be specific, we finished our food at the same time of their arrival-.-

Ate, talked crap and laughed all the way.. This Ma'am Syimah always have something to joke about one.. chicken Drumstick also can be joke sia -.- hahaha.. Microphone-.- Then ah, the whole KFC look at us sia, i tell you damn Kecoh wan..

Then change venue to MacD to chitchat.. 

Then after all that nonsense, we all wan play murderer, then Syimah make nice nice alr, wind blow the paper, fell on the wet floor-.- suay case =/

So.. After that, Mard had to leave, her Uncle hospitalised.. Ah Wei went with her...

Then slowly one by one all leave...

So i headed back home to pack my stuff, then head to sch.. [Alpha camp] 

I missed the starting part to the campfire.. 

After that, nightwalk and 'snack under the stars' at yishun DAM. 

Then went sch bathe, free time, went to 'bunk' disturb ppl. 

I threw Lem's underwear, Hair's boxers to the fan.. BHAHAHAHAHA 

Fun sia, flying undies around.. HAHAHAHA 

Then tried the Mie Goreng; combat battalion food pack. Si beh POWERPACK!! [actually got it from boxes stationed at our bunks] hahahahah-.- i mean, its gona expire soon, might as well eat and dont waste right? rather than juz show and tell ppl that its a freaking "Mie Goreng in a pack".

Then, as usual, lights off at about 11.50 still cant sleep, or rather still playing around..

Took some photos, tmr i upload, its with Josh..

8th March; second day of Alpha Camp

Had breakfast, then off for duty; prep for hiking.. 

Then i was stationed in sch to do SaiKang-.- [definitely worth doing]

So they went off for hiking.. 

Then check this convo that happened during briefing for us;

"alright guys, nw we're gona do area cleaning..", "so, What is Area Cleaning??"

"area equals to length times breadth" ,"Cleaning equals to Detol"

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA[WTH!!?]

So, Lem, Zech and me volunteered to do Cleaning of campfire.

Go basketball court, NP still doing PT, so we went to the side and waited for them.

About 30 to 40mins wasted sia.. but nvm you knw, the campfire ashes still burning, me and zech can even see the hot air rising from afar.. 

Then, i started by putting aside the bricks, i asked zech go opps room to get trashbag and broom set. Then this is what he did.. hahahaha, check it out yo

Zech said they dnt have trashbag, finish alr. so nvm.. 

so, i used the dustbin nearby to help transport the ashes and sand to the field..

We discovered the sand also still hot, waited 5mins then dnt care juz put the sand inside the green bin.. 

The empty green bin itself alr very heavy what more with sand.. estimated to weigh more than 70kg[may seem to extreeme but trust me it's heavy] coz Zech said he can lift Jun, who weighed around 40 to 50kg then this one, he cant even lift to a squading height. so yah, very heavy, thats a problem.. 

We realised we have to be efficient to transport that stuff to the field which is across the sch away frm the basketball court, so we tried.. 

Again...

decided to go to the early history of Egyptians transport mechanism.. 

And we thought that THERES NO WAY WE CAN REACH THERE FAST.. 

So we tried this..

And at last, we made it to the field.

With the leadership of Zechariah Tan, Lemuel Sim and Faaqih Hilmy..

We transported more than 70kg worth of ash and sand to the field..

HAHAHA. yeah, overall we had fun.. 

Saw the "shagg-ed" faces of Alpha company after 11km of hiking through Mcritchie towards Bkt Timah.. 

Had prize presentation, super-fast debrief and then ZHAO HOME..

went back with Haiqal [alpha] (dnt play play, He won the Sexiest Camper hor)

Reached home.. THEN JUZ WHEN I DESPERATELY NEEDED TO RELIEF MYSELF, NOONE WAS HOME AND I HAD FORGOTTEN TO BRING MY KEYS-.-

Fortunately, my savior came 10 mins later and i dashed towards the toilet launching an assault. HAHAHA

Yeah, thats all folks..

I LOVE MOCHA CHIP.

CYAH MORONS AROUND 



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